Some weird Suff

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.

(Who volunteers for this stuff)

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Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

(Is that why Flipper was always smiling?)

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The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

(Hummm... I won't touch THAT one!)

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The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight
and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.

(From drinking little bottles of...?)(Did the govt pay for this>research??)

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An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain.

(I know some people like that.)

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Starfish don't have brains.

(I know some people like that too)

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And, the best for last...

Turtles can breathe through their ass.

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