No Offense meant...

A Sardarji happened to participate in a competition,which was about writing the shortest story.The organizers had put a condition that a story must have four ingredients
viz. :religion sex suspense and mystery.
Sardarji's turn came after many attempts by others.Sardarji gave a story, which was just one sentence and read :"Oh God, my wife is going to deliver a child".
Ostensibly amused, the organizers asked the sardarji whether it contained all the four ingredients !!Sardarji replied affirmatively and gave his explanation as below:
Oh God : religion
my wife: sex
going to deliver a child : suspense (whether a girl or a boy)
"Okay.... but where is the mystery ?" asked one of the organizers.
The sardar replied : who is the father ??
Sardarji was declared the winner for writing the shortest story !