Real meaning of words used in your Performance Appraisal !!!!

PERFORMANCE APPRAISAL

OUTGOING PERSONALITY.........Always going out of the office
GREAT PRESENTATION SKILLS...................Able to bullshit
GOOD COMMUNICATION SKILLS.......Spends lots of time in talking
AVERAGE GOOD EMPLOYEE...................Not too bright
EXCEPTIONALLY WELL QUALIFIED......Made no major blunders yet
WORK IS FIRST PRIORITY................Too ugly to get a date
ACTIVE SOCIALLY.....................Drinks a lot
FAMILY IS ACTIVE SOCIALLY.................Spouse drinks, too
INDEPENDENT WORKER.............Nobody knows what he/she does
QUICK THINKING......................Offers plausible excuses
CAREFUL THINKER........................Won't make a decision
AGGRESSIVE........................................Obnoxious
USES LOGIC ON DIFFICULT JOBS......Gets someone else to do it
EXPRESSES THEMSELVES WELL.....................Speaks English
METICULOUS ATTENTION TO DETAIL..................A nit picker
HAS LEADERSHIP QUALITIES.........Is tall or has a loud voice
EXCEPTIONALLY GOOD JUDGEMENT..................Lucky
KEEN SENSE OF HUMOR..............Knows a lot of jokes (dirty ones)
CAREER MINDED...................................Back Stabber
LOYAL TO THE COMPANY............Can't get a job anywhere else